Because let's face it, you didn't sign up for this shit.
It's time for the world to stop sending unwelcome crap your way. Attitude. Vanilla air fresheners. The fucking president of the U S of A. Decaf. Or that guy over there – what is his DEAL? Oh great, now he's heading over here – no, no, MOVE ALONG, my friend!
Tell the world to turn it around because you have UN. SUB. SCRIBED as of today, at 0-9-hundred this minute o'clock.It's a subtle way to telegraph a certain state of mind that perhaps we both share. In 14k gold-plated sterling silver (want silver? You got it!)
Once you get this, you can officially return everything else to sender.
Just a little longer than a choker at 16.5" including the pendant.